I've been searching the internet for the perfect man-meal.
Something we all can appreciate.
Something every man, regardless of age, race, or super-hero preference, can say they agree on.
.......and I found it.
Enjoy.
The salad.
Served up in a bowl - made of - you guessed it - bacon.
How can it be unhealthy? It is a salad!
The appetizer.
Bacon wrapped... well ,anything. Who gives a crap. Bacon rules.
The Entree.
I will not ruin this glorious moment with commentary. Look at it. Take it all in. I present to you...
Bacon cheeseburgers served on a Krispy Kreme donut bun.
And because you have not yet had all the greasy, fatty, goodness, you deserve.....
Oooooh yeah,
Chocolate covered bacon.
Oh no. That's not where it all ends.
You're gonna need a little somethin' extra.
Somethin' to get that lettuce and chocolate smell off your breath.
...and you know I found that too.
Click here and vote!
55 comments:
My husband is going to love this! Thank you for the laugh!!
You would find that very appetizing! Yuk- bacon and krispy kreme! Perhaps they even make a bacon flavored massage oil...
I especially love the "bacon-wrapped deep fried hot dogs."
I wonder if they have bacon scented deodorant.
Karen- See? See how bacon brings men together?
Anon- Hell yes it's appetizing! (I'll check on the oils.)
Hypocritical- The dogs sound good too! I checked on the D.O. -no such luck. But I did find bacon-vodka!
I LOOOOVVVE bacon! The bacon salad bowl is friggin' genius. GENIUS, I tell you!
you had me at chocolate.
i wonder if there's a bacon margarita?
Bex- It's the bacon bowl. Hmmm...sounds like a college football game.
Leigh- Happy no pants Thursday! I did find a bacon vodka in my search for pork bliss, but no 'rita.
I don't know if I love the bacon bowl or the donut burgers more. Excellent food finds. *drool*
OMG! It's bacon HEAVEN! Am I drooling?
Alice- the beauty is, you need not choose.
Sandy- Yes, yes you are.
OMG. Some of those items cannot be lega. Bacon covered in chocolate?????
The krispy kreme bacon cheeseburger is called the "Luther":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger
Bacon--it's perfect for those of us watching our carbs. Or at least saving them for the alcoholic beverages.
[[yummmm]]The only thing better than bacon is...more bacon.
Chocolate covered bacon........I've just found my new favorite sex toy.
Great post!! My husband completely LOVES bacon-wrapped-whatever appetizers - and I'm sure the donut cheeseburgers would "melt in his mouth" - good call.
Oh how deliciously devious. I have seen the chocolate bacon one - what a disaster that one was, but honestly the cheeseburger of Krispy looks interested. It's just like having it on a sweet roll! :)
Shannan- Of course it's legal. The people won't stand for bacon regulation!
Joel- So I can't call it the Damon?
Meg- Aaah yes. The old bacon/booze balancing act. Good luck!
Leeuna- Truer words I can not find.
Beau- Just don't tell me where you end up puttin it.
Stephanie- Thanks! I think if you wrap dirt with bacon it'd taste good.
rabt- Chocolate on anything is good. On bacon? Freakin' awesome.
This post reminded me of the menu items at our state fair...
Have you ever had a bacon wrapped hot dog? Bacon wrapped in bacon...what will they think of next?
I am so doing the bacon salad bowl: I bet I can figure it out. That's awesome.
Chocolate covered bacon, I don't know whether to be repulsed our angry that I don't have any in my belly right now! BTW...nice job reciting the Humpty lyrics on my post, skills.
I had no idea you could do so many things with bacon! And the burgers with the donut bun. I felt my arteries clog just by looking at those pictures!
But you're right, that's definately a manly mans meal!
I am a devoted bacon lover (I even have a "BILF" T-shirt) but you lost me with the Krispy Kremes. That's just wrong.
As for chocolate-covered bacon, I just wrote about one of those expensive, weird-flavored chocolate bars with bacon. It was not a favorable review.
BILF!!!
JD at I Do Things
Mrs.R- I loove fair food. I've never heard of a bacon-dog, but I saw a deep-fried twinkie there.
Amanda- If you figure it out, let us know. All these commenters and I will be right over.
Acorn king- Someday we'll get together, eat bacon, and rock rhymes.(it's tricky you know)
tracy- Artery shmartery - we're talkin bacon here!
jd- Well how the hell are ya! Thanks for comin by! I guess you're right. I mean, who wants chocolate messin up bacon flavor?
Have you heard Jim Gaffigans comedy where he singles out bacon. It is awesome. It is on youtube.
Tony
http:www.imablogger.net
I think that my arteries may have clogged just from viewing...LOL but I like the look of the hamburger.
*sniff* bacon... as a salad bowl... its so beautiful *sniff*
Tony- I'll have to check that out!
renee- A woman after my own heart.
rickey- There, there, now. It'll be okay. I told myself *sniff* that I wasn't *sob* gonna ..but then you ...*sniff*, I gotta go now.
Holy crap! I did a post about my boyfriends dad...
http://peglegstarfish.com/2008/06/05/warning-you-will-get-fat-by-simply-reading-this-post/
I think that he would totally go for any of the options you've showed us today. I had deep fried pizza recently and thought I was dieing of a heart attack. But damn it was good.
And thanks for commenting on my blog. It's ok to search for pictures of girls chests. Bet you didn't think you'd find such a lovely little blog. Lol.
www.peglegstarfish.com
I would have the bacon bowl salad BECAUSE it's healthy! God now I'm hungry!
Can I get that burger without cheese? It makes it kinda fattening...
Did you find any bacon flavored edible underwear?? Now that would be pushing it a bit far, wouldn't it. :)
I think my cholesterol went up 10 points just reading this.
The chocolate covered bacon actually sounds good to me.
I would engage in sexual intercourse with a piece of bacon if I could. It's delicious. I use it every day for household chores also. It's a fantastic replacement for Scotch Tape. It really buffs antique wood to a high gloss shine. Terrific for the times when you've run out of toilet paper. The advantages to bacon are truly endless.
Bee- I'm sure the lettuce and bacon calories cancel eachother out. Eat up. You'll be fine!
Ve- Without cheese, all the food groups wouldn't be properly represented. And that's not healthy.
Chelle- I bought bacon flavored edible underwear once. Ate 'em in the car on the way home.
Jeff- It's chocolate, it's bacon, how can it be wrong?
Sully- You had me up until toilet paper, dude.
The bacon salad bowl; yet another item on this great planet of ours I'd drizzle with ranch dressing and eat with my hands.
hey damon,
totally with ya on the love of bacon - in fact, I like bacon so much, I may even get a bacon tattoo (and I'm jewish!)
rock on,
aitch
as disgusting as those bacon-donut-sandwiches sound, i really want to try one. Maybe pair it up with a bacon grease-tabasco sauce-captain morgan shooter. That would be one helluva rush
One more thing, for all the super-hot chicks out there who love bacon (I know there's at least three of you), why haven't bacon-flavored condoms hit the market yet? I mean, it's a win-win
The salad thing is genius, but the krispy creme burger made me throw-up in my mouth a little.
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