I'm a modern man.
I'm all for that equality among the sexes stuff.
Especially when it comes to watching sports.
There is a certain element missing without the female perspective.
Sometimes, it's like having a first class seat on the "ignorant express".
...and you should just enjoy the ride.
I mean, most women know that David Jeter plays for the Yankees. Even though most don't know what position he plays. Personally, I like the Yankees. They have a shortstop named Derek who's pretty good.
They also are smart enough to know that if you gotta go during a hockey game, you should wait until halftime. Which is why more women should enjoy hockey. The men play through three periods and there are two halftimes for peein.
I've also learned from women that if you're betting on the big game, scientifically, the team with the cuter mascot always has the edge. This is very valuable info if you're a gambler, because all those records and statistics could cloud your judgement.
However sometimes they need some help.
And I'm always here to help...
Yes, it's called the outfield because if you hit the ball there, you're out.
There are only four innings in football.
Skeet shooting is only done in the summer, 'cause that's when skeet are in season.
Cagefighting is fake, wrestling is real.
And yes, Dale Earnhardt Jr. gets free Budweiser.
I even came to the rescue this weekend.
I had to explain to my girlfriend that the "Pats" are the New England Patriots, and that they weren't playing the Tigers in the Superbowl.
After I was finished laughing , she pointed out that she meant to say "Lions."
I'm so glad she realized the Tigers are Detroits' baseball team.
Imagine the embarrassment of showing up to the superbowl party, ready to cheer for the Tigers instead of the Lions.
If only I'd had a jersey to loan her.... GO LIONS!!!
