BETTER THAN LETTERMANS

Top 10 excuses why my ex will be missing her weekend visitation with the kids;

10. I have a doctors appointment.

9. I have no money.

8. My doctor prescribed pills that make me tired.

7. I just can't handle both kids at the same time.

6. I am moving.

5. I am moving again.

4. I might be moving.

3. My power is being turned off.

2. I think I'm going to be sick this weekend. (call made on a Tuesday)

...... and my personal favorite and your #1

1. My boyfriend needs my car to drive to DUI class !!

DRESS CODE VIOLATION

All I said was "get yourself dressed" -suppose it could have been worse.....right?

ONLY THE BEGINNING

Well, here it is. An outlet. Maybe a journal. Possibly some new way to get the daily nonsensical trivia out of my skull for others enjoyment. Who knows. I suppose rather than dwell on an exact reasoning I would prefer to keep the remaining useful brain cells on standby for when I need them.