Friday, November 9, 2007

BETTER THAN LETTERMANS

Top 10 excuses why my ex will be missing her weekend visitation with the kids;

10. I have a doctors appointment.

9. I have no money.

8. My doctor prescribed pills that make me tired.

7. I just can't handle both kids at the same time.

6. I am moving.

5. I am moving again.

4. I might be moving.

3. My power is being turned off.

2. I think I'm going to be sick this weekend. (call made on a Tuesday)

...... and my personal favorite and your #1

1. My boyfriend needs my car to drive to DUI class !!

1 comments:

Clutter Chonny said...

I think I like the bit about handling them both at the same time...WTF?? Haha...Glad to have you as a fellow blogger. Your wit and humor was needed here.