Top 10 excuses why my ex will be missing her weekend visitation with the kids;
10. I have a doctors appointment.
9. I have no money.
8. My doctor prescribed pills that make me tired.
7. I just can't handle both kids at the same time.
6. I am moving.
5. I am moving again.
4. I might be moving.
3. My power is being turned off.
2. I think I'm going to be sick this weekend. (call made on a Tuesday)
...... and my personal favorite and your #1
1. My boyfriend needs my car to drive to DUI class !!
Friday, November 9, 2007
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1 comments:
I think I like the bit about handling them both at the same time...WTF?? Haha...Glad to have you as a fellow blogger. Your wit and humor was needed here.
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