Friday, February 1, 2008
Writed by damon at 5:27 PM
Monday, January 28, 2008
Over the weekend, ABC news had a poll.
For .99 you could call in and have your voice heard.
Small price to pay, ...less than a buck,...what a bargain.
A chance to take part in the political process.
To possibly help mold the future of our great nation.
For less than one dollar.
What a country.
They posed the question:
If the Presidential election was held today, who would you vote for?
Seems innocent enough.
Think for a moment, choose your candidate, push the phone digits, give your reply.
The results were tallied and pie-graphed at the end of the program.
36% for this schmoo, 29% for that schmuck, 16% for the hillbilly, 8% for Mayor McCheese, and 11% undecided.
Heh, um, what did I miss?
I was careful not to bring any common sense to the old politico table, but 11% of the callers were actually undecided?
The call was a dollar!
What brain-dead political science major makes a .99 phone call and doesn't have a vote?
Say Scooby Doo for a goof.
Vote for Dee from Good Times just for laughs.
But to plunk down your Big-Mac money just to say you don't know?
Hello, ABC news polling line. Who would you like to vote for?
Der, uuuuhhhh, I uuuuhhh, mmmmm, well I am just ahh uhh, not sure.
Thank you for callin in, Gomer.
I do believe I've seen the future America.
And it ain't good.
Writed by damon at 2:08 PM