With all the self-absorbed bullshit goin on over at facebook, you'd think I'd fit right in, right? I mean who has more of an ego than the great and powerful Oz Damon? First off bitches, the damn thing aint twitter, there's another site for that (can't remember what it's called though....hmmm).
...And if you're gonna use facebook to post every freakin thing you do, please be doin somethin - anythin - that someone - anyone might find the least bit enter-fuckin-taining! I'm so glad you enjoy playin with your dumb-ass dog. I am utterly uber-thrilled that you are relaxing this weekend. My amazement with you going to work today can only be matched by the feeling I get when the McRib shows up. And how will I make it through another day without knowin whether or not you watched Greys Anatomy with the hubby last night?? ....the excitement is almost palpable.
And hey!! Just a tip for ya Shakespeare!!! Exclamation points do not help!!! Adding them to the mundane occurences that make up your daily life, doesn't make them better!!!
There's no reason for one here! ..or here! ..or at the end of this!!
We're looking for chinese food!!! I'm off to the grocery store!!! I'm home from the proctologist!! (actually that one needs it)
If you're still readin this, ....good. If you're offended by it, .....great.
This post brought to you today by the letters F and U
Why does every great story in my life begin with me saying, "Hold my beer, I gotta try this".
Yeah, it's me Damon, your host and tour guide through the wicked streets of Damonland. It's a wonderous place, filled with Play-doh and peanut M&Ms. A place where u-turns are illegal and public urination is not. These are the rules, I make 'em up. Just pick through the nonsense and I promise you - it'll only make you stupider.