Thursday, October 1, 2009


With all the self-absorbed bullshit goin on over at facebook, you'd think I'd fit right in, right? I mean who has more of an ego than the great and powerful Oz Damon?
First off bitches, the damn thing aint twitter, there's another site for that (can't remember what it's called though....hmmm).

...And if you're gonna use facebook to post every freakin thing you do, please be doin somethin - anythin - that someone - anyone might find the least bit enter-fuckin-taining! I'm so glad you enjoy playin with your dumb-ass dog. I am utterly uber-thrilled that you are relaxing this weekend. My amazement with you going to work today can only be matched by the feeling I get when the McRib shows up. And how will I make it through another day without knowin whether or not you watched Greys Anatomy with the hubby last night?? ....the excitement is almost palpable.

And hey!! Just a tip for ya Shakespeare!!! Exclamation points do not help!!! Adding them to the mundane occurences that make up your daily life, doesn't make them better!!!

There's no reason for one here! ..or here! ..or at the end of this!!

We're looking for chinese food!!!
I'm off to the grocery store!!!
I'm home from the proctologist!! (actually that one needs it)

If you're still readin this, ....good.
If you're offended by it, .....great.

This post brought to you today by the letters F and U


Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

You forgot to mention the postings of all the darling pictures of the kids at homecoming. Where would we be without those?

Elvis F'n Presley said...

I hate that stupid facebook. It's great to have you back!!! Where you been bro??
Hope you'll be back for good. Peace.

leigh said...

new look, nice.
finally posting, good.
a FB tirade? meh...i'll take it...for now.
now get to work! ;)

miss your posts!

Anonymous said...

Right on, brother. I just joined Facebook, and the drivel is amazing. I'm about ready to tell a few people to f-off with their crap. I mean crap!!!

Jeff said...

I love it... here are the first two entries in my news feed right now. Is this what you were referring to by any chance?

Marie: Tonight's dinner: beef and red beans stewed in a spicy tomato sauce over hot rice. Perfect for a crisp fall night.
19 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Heather: is happy to be home watching TV on a Thursday night for a change.