Here they come,
Walkin down the street,
Get the funniest looks from,
Every one they meet.....
The Monkees are loose!
There is an APB out in Tampa for the Monkeys.
They escaped Saturday and haven't been seen since.
Well, not the Monkees, the monkeys.
15 Patas monkeys.They escaped from their enclosure on Saturday and are still gone.
See, some zoological nimrod decided that the island surrounded by the moat would simulate their natural environment and hold them in.
Turns out that Patas monkeys CAN SWIM. Probably not a bad thing to strike off the old 'monkey enclosure' checklist.
So these little hellions are hiding out somewhere in Polk County, flingin poo and peein on rooftops.
Next logical step; 25 zookeepers wanderin the streets at all hours of the night, wavin bananas and callin " here monkey, monkey!" Maybe these idiots should google 'monkey' to make sure they eat bananas.
I swear, only in Florida.