I've been searching the internet for the perfect man-meal.
Something we all can appreciate.
Something every man, regardless of age, race, or super-hero preference, can say they agree on.
.......and I found it.
Served up in a bowl - made of - you guessed it - bacon.
How can it be unhealthy? It is a salad!
Bacon wrapped... well ,anything. Who gives a crap. Bacon rules.
I will not ruin this glorious moment with commentary. Look at it. Take it all in. I present to you...
Bacon cheeseburgers served on a Krispy Kreme donut bun.
And because you have not yet had all the greasy, fatty, goodness, you deserve.....
Chocolate covered bacon.
Oh no. That's not where it all ends.
You're gonna need a little somethin' extra.
Somethin' to get that lettuce and chocolate smell off your breath.
...and you know I found that too.