Monday, April 7, 2008

WOO HOOOO!



Cover price of Playboy Magazine: $5.95

Price of discounted 1 year subscription of 12 issuues: $15.95

Having this information because your mailman delivered your neighbors Playboy to your house by accident:

Priceless!

14 comments:

VE said...

Classic! You should wait until you know they aren't home and then leave a voice mail on their phone saying you have their Playboy and then pick a time when you have all the other neighbors over for something. Then you can say, "Hey, come on in. You're Playboy is right over there in the corner..."

what's a donzer said...

Amazing. Out of curiosity, did you have to rip it out of the shiny gray "anonymous" covering, or have those days fallen by the wayside?

THopgood said...

That's awesome....question is, what will you do with it?

Bee said...

I'm sure you gave it back right away, yes? ;o)

damon said...

Yes, it was in the anonymous wrapper, but I didn't know what it was or that it wasn't mine until I tore it open.
The dilemma now is, do I return it?
What if the guys wife doesn't know he gets it?
Maybe I can use it for leverage to get him to trim his damn tree.

April said...

that would be a great topic for the next neighborhood party! I think you should take a picture of it and leave it on his door step, at least give him a little...

Rickey Henderson said...

...wait, Playboy is still relevant? Since when?

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I had to write a bitchy letter to PLayboy a couple years ago because they got my husband's name from the college registry list and kept bombarding our mailbox with postcards of nearly naked women. I really didn't like my young daughters picking up the mail and seeing all that B.S. Plus, the racy magazine cover pictures displayed on the postcards were easily readable.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

It's weird bloggy mind-meld that we both wrote about The Heff this week.

I hope you ordered the subscription. Hef needs that money to keep his harem in the lifestyle they've become accustomed to and to keep his Viagra supply going.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

And you know what else? You and I should start on the clickety exchange program. Yes, we should. That's how Bee and I grew really close to each other. Not close enough to star in a 2 girls 1 cup remake, but you know....

I work non-stop 3 days a week and have 6 homeschooled kids. I'm not always a reliable commenter but dangit I'm a great humor-blog click buddy. I'm going to be presumptuous and start now.
CLICK!

Bee said...

Elastic, Andy is so jealous right now.

Clicking for you too Damon.

Adorable Pancreas said...

Priceless indeed!

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Hänni said...

BWA HA HA! At least it wasn't YOUR playboy delivered to THEIR house!