A Snowpimp just chillin, from back in the 'hood,
Three buttons, no shirt, green fur hat lookin good.
It's cold where he comes from, the snow gets real deep,
Too cold for real bitches, all his ho's was sheep.
The Gingerbread man, waits 'til dark to start creepin,
Thinks he's gettin a freebie, while Snowpimp is sleepin. 
A cat with no arms, had heard the assail,
He yowled out for help, (and no, that's his tail)
The G-mans been busted, he attacks on the double,
But my mans got no hands, so this could be trouble.
He don't sweat this punk, 'cause Blue-Pac mans got 'em.
Blue-pac and Snowpimp, still ticked from the fight,
Torched g-mans crib, in the darkest of night.
The thing to have learned, friends you must learn it quick,
My kids are great artists, and their daddy is sick.
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14 comments:
don't let your kids see this, or it might tramautize them.
very funny though.
perfect post for Dr. Seuss' birthday!
Well that's one use for arts & crafts... Rickey commends you.
hey, by the way, who is big bear? me confused.
I think you and your kids are going to change the world with this stuff. Arts and crafts is definitely better this way. Keep up the good work.
Awesome! And nice poetry, too.
That's a creative use for the kids crafts a laugh riot.
It looks like you've got yourself a nice backup career as an author of children's pimp/ho books. There aren't very many of you guys out there you know.
funny stuff, my friend, very funny stuff.
Nothing like a little poetry to help the beer fly across the room faster than normal :)
Oh, I forgot... that was you that streaked us!? At least you didn't run down the middle of road. Whew! Haha ;)
This did make me chuckle.
Love the art work. We have piles of that stuff!! Where the heck are you supposed to keep all of it???????
Bwwwhahahhahaha! Have you ever noticed when the light is right, coffee being spurted from one's nostrils can creat a rainbow?
Thanks for the fit of laughter. I'm okay now...
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