So, I'm listening to Christmas songs on the radio with the kiddies. We got stuck on a lyric to "Deck the Halls", and decided to check it out on the ol' one-horse sleigh superhighway. We actually found more than we bargained for.
Deck the Halls- "Troll the ancient yuletide carol, falalalala lalalala."
(Songs about trolls scare me.)
Jingle Bells - ..."he got into a drifted bank, and we, we got upsot"
I don't know what this means, but I'm not going to get upsot about it.
12 Days of Christmas - "8 maids-a-milking"
Sounds to me like someones re-gifting! Anyone who gives you this is probably not you're true love. Break up with them quick, because the partridge told me in two days you're getting "10 lords-a-leaping", and that's just wrong.
Santa Claus is Comin to Town- "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're
awake..." Santas gonna be in jail, and his mugshot they will take. Stalker.
T'was the Night Before Christmas - ..."while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads"
See? Egg-nogg does have halucinogenic side effects. And by the way, even the Keebler elves don't know what a sugarplum is.
Here We Come A' Wassailing - Didn't even get past the title of this one. But know this, I have never and will never wassail, and anyone who comes a'wassailing near me is gonna get hurt.
We Wish You A Merry Christmas - (2nd verse) "We want some friggy pudding, Please bring it right here". I didn't even friggy know there was a friggy second verse. And how can you have any friggy pudding, if you don't eat your meat? (Pink Floyd and friggy pudding- good times my friends- good times.)