Why does every great story in my life begin with me saying, "Hold my beer, I gotta try this".
Yeah, it's me Damon, your host and tour guide through the wicked streets of Damonland. It's a wonderous place, filled with Play-doh and peanut M&Ms. A place where u-turns are illegal and public urination is not. These are the rules, I make 'em up. Just pick through the nonsense and I promise you - it'll only make you stupider.