Monday, August 18, 2008

Rut Roh.

Okay, ....necessities.

2 bottles Captain Morgan private stock rum. ---check.

4 boxes Nabisco double-stuf Oreos. ---check.

6 boxes Hot fudge sundae flavored pop tarts. ----check.

3 12 packs caffeine-free Diet Coke. -----check.

5 cases zephyrhills bottle water. -----check

Extra supply of batteries, candles, and rum (better safe than sober). ----check.

Throw potential projectiles over fence into neighbors yard. (lawn chairs etc..) ---check.



Invite blog friends over to board up windows tonight. ------- check?


Click here to volunteer. (bring your own damn pop-tarts)

32 comments:

Meg said...

Dang! That would be a bummer if you lost your electricity and couldn't blog.

Sorry. I'm feeling a bit like a RETARD this morning. Hope you're all safe.

Bee said...

Hey, if I were your neighbor, I'd totally help you board up your windows. Then I'd steal your booze and run...

Be safe. :o)

Deb said...

Ditch the three 12-packs of caffeine-free Diet Coke and get the real stuff WITH the caffeine 'cause you need to stay awake to blog about what it was like to be sucked off the planet...which of course I really don't want to happen to you, but think of all those smiley votes you'd get!

Good luck, hope you are spared from the wrath of nature - she's a real mother sometimes.

Chat Blanc said...

only 4 packages of double stuf oreos?? you're cuttin' it a little close with the supplies aren't ya.

take care!

New Age Bitch said...

What about the Froot Loops?? You left out an entire food group!

P.S. Staple your feet to the floor so you don't blow away. And take care.

Jonny's Mommy said...

Do they really have those types of pop-tarts? We ain't got those up here in the boonies..but darn it I want some.

Stay safe...we need you to blog.

Oh and it would be nice if you lived too.

Bex said...

Ah, seems like just yesterday I went through Andrew. You can DO it! When in doubt, drink to excess. That way you won't give a shit.

Just stay out of the grocery store so you don't get that primitive, homicidal impulse to kill the stupid and weak. Hurricanes have a way of bringing the Lord of the Flies to Everywhere, U.S.A.

Hang tight, brotha!

Sunshine said...

I would help you if I were your neighbor... we could cuddle around the rum and then some... fingers crossed for you and the rum... oxoxox

peglegstarfish.com said...

Don't get too excited. I was hoping to get to use my kayak when Eduardo was coming to Texas and it was barely a drizzle. And quit talking about Pop-Tarts they are my favorite....and I can't buy them anymore or I will eat the whole box. Hurricane or no hurricane.

Good luck!

papercages said...

Okay, here's the deal--I know a thing or two about lists and yours is screwed up--no Kaluha anywhere on it.

Hope you ride out the storm safely.

Gary ("Old Dude") said...

oh wow!! nobody seems to have caught it-----to subtle for em I guess---zephyrhills water!!! (perfect) (stupid kids)

The Hypocritical One said...

Commendable list...especially going for double stuf. But I can't imagine eating them w/o milk...neither can my enormous stomach.

Chonny Chondra said...

Good god I miss hurricane parties. You better be throwing one for me that doesn't involve games featuring dungeons or dragons and does involve enough booze to kill a small herd of goats. I'd do it for you. In fact, I might do it anyway, sans the candles and all that.

Deb on the Rocks said...

I'll bring batteries and Nutella.

Rickey Henderson said...

Alright, you're clearly doing this all wrong. You need two things to survive: porn & booze, everything else is secondary. You live in America's wang, so finding either should be relatively easy.

Keli said...

Oh, absolutely! It would be a dream come true to throw random projectiles into neighbors' yards. Count me in!
And stay safe.

Ellie said...

I hate when I have to drink warm Chardonnay. Hurricanes are so annoying.

Chris Wood said...

You forgot the MP3 player! Doh!

Seriously, hope all is well.

Rhonda said...

LOL...that was me about 2 weeks ago with Edouard, but my diet coke had caffeine. Oh, and we threw our projectiles into the garage. We kind of like our neighbors.

Jeff said...

How's it going down there? "Rut Roh" is right!

Hope all is well...

VE said...

Crap...I was going to come but there's no pop tarts. And no visits on the blog either! Your ranking is slipping faster than George Bush...

Sully Sullivan said...

Wait are you trying t tell me they have hot fudge sundae pop tarts now? I want some now.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Drinking hurricanes during a hurricane......

We're still eating up leftover Beefaroni from Hurricane Rita 3 years ago. Everyone was in a panic here in Houston because we thought we'd end up like the Katrina victims. More people dies just trying to get out of town than actually died in any storm related weather. Yeah. We live off a major freeway. My man said that if it happens again we're loading up our Party Tub cooler on wheels and we're going to go up and down the bumper-to-bumper feeder roads selling beer for 5 bucks a pop. (I thought this was particularly funny coming from my non-drinking Mormon husband. Hey, he's got a lot of business savvy!)

XUP said...

Glad you tossed some water in the mix -- wouldn't want to dehydrate. All the best. (I'm boarding up my monitor so your blog doesn't blow away -- does that count?)

Mrs. R said...

So how's it going in hurricane central?

canadianfermentation said...

Don't forget to keep a hooker on hand. You never know what might happen or how long you'll be stranded.

loosecannon said...

Damon, thanks for stopping by and visiting "Are You F---ing Kidding Me?" and giving us a few points on humor-blogs.com! We are adding you to our blogroll.

Sincerely,

RUFKM Army

Diesel said...

Have fun, man. I used to live a bit south of you. Half of my parents' town got wrecked by Charlie. I'm glad to be in CA (Central Valley - no earthquakes to speak of).

Tracy said...

Yeah, I like Bee's idea but I would probably show up to help and then while you all are boarding up your windows, I'd be loading the super mini van with your booze and off I'd go and you all wouldn't even notice because you would still be boarding windows.
I did something like this one but instead of a hurricane, my best friend and I tied a guy up and...oh never mind, you all don't want to know such things.

Be safe. And if you need somewhere safe to go, I've lived in WV all my life and have never had to board up my windows because of a hurricane.
Come on up to Rambling Acres! Just plan on taking care of some sort of animal.

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Deb on the Rocks said...

I'm worried that the Oreos are gone by now....

PG said...

troubling that this was the last post. i know florida is still down there it was on all the election maps, a nice shade of blue.