If you live in California, cancel your weekend plans!
Think about it.
Would you rather show up to your boring ass job on Monday and say, "I did a little yard work and then watched reruns of MASH until the hot pocket I cooked Tuesday finally cooled off enough to eat", or would you rather say, " I watched some drunk carpenters race their chainsaws, angle grinders, belt sanders and circular saws, down a home-made wooden dragstrip."
Choice is yours.
(Choose wisely)
May17-18. San Franciscos' Ace International Speedway.
Be there.
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Drag racers, however, are Pabst Blue Ribbon, Jack Daniels, or Tecate powered, and all are borderline certifiable.
Tip for newcomers:
DO NOT STAND ANYWHERE NEAR THE FINISH LINE.
Gettin a good look at the photo finish of a racer with 6 saw blades spinning at 3000 rpm is probably a bad idea.
Check out the video. Sweeeeeeet.
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